The New Addition

...has been fun. She's a junk dog, meaning she's eaten 12 earplugs, 2 chapsticks, a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup (which had me on the phone with doggy poison control at 9:30 at night, that was fun), various pieces of trash found in the backyard (blown in by the wind from neighbors, sigh), a highlighter and a lead pencil, one vanilla Greek yogurt, and an empty Aleve bottle.

She's lucky she's damn cute.

Oh, to have an untrained puppy in the house again.